toshio:

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me @ any and every cat in existence:

(via characteristictriangle)

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via deadgirlspicnic)

syl-phy:

hipindie:

I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride

Everyone needs to grow out of the “I never text first phase” sooner rather than later.

In friend groups there is always someone who is always initiating the conversation with everyone they know. It is utterly exhausting, and it leaves them feeling like the friendship would not continue if they weren’t putting in the effort. Do them a favor and start the conversation first for once. It means something.

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barefootmoongoddess:

little-miss-curvy:

“I’m not ignoring you intentionally I just have no motivation to respond the way that I feel you deserve” - a novel by me.

THIS.

(Source: danibananiboo, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

caucasianscriptures:
“My son was born in a car, a car-son…
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caucasianscriptures:

My son was born in a car, a car-son…

(via totallyfubar)

crsbbq:
“This needs to be the universal standard
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crsbbq:

This needs to be the universal standard

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

futurez:

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

(Source: ghettostills, via legalizereality)

lesbianrey:

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ally of the year

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liepard:

i genuinely do not think dogs, the loving goofballs that they are, would approve of people mercilessly shitting on cats for no reason other than the fact that they are not Dogs… you guys have learned nothing from the carefree teachings of the dog… they don’t want to be used to fuel your unwarranted hatred… what would your dog say… smh!

(Source: liepard, via didyoudrinkmygingerale)

moonlight2016s:

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

politijohn:

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